The Fuck Me Silly Dude Mega Masturbator from Pipedream Products is a dual layered, firm inner core toy with a complete torso and impressive 8” inch rager in the ultra-realistic, industry adored and fantastically phthalate free, Fanta Flesh.

This amazing masturbator has a three dimensional, chiseled façade and a smooth, flat back that gives this toy added stability and allows it to hold more positions firmly without shifting or rolling like many fully 3D toys will do.

Pipedreams Fuck Me Silly Dude is a complete package and bears a highly detailed, hand applied paintjob on his rigid member, soft balls and nestled just below his molded from the source bundle of manliness is a meticulously detailed and goodly snug and ribbed anus that’s just ripe for your Southerly explorations.

He measures 27.2” inches tall, 19” inches wide and 11.5” inches thick from tip of 8” inch dildo to the flat back of the toy and he weighs in at a respectable 25.4 pounds.

Remember to use only water based personal lubricants as silicon and oil based lubrications will break down the materials and wash and dry thoroughly after each use with a mild soap or cleanser. For a silky smooth feel every use apply some corn starch or equivalent rejuvenation powder once cleaning has commenced and your toy is completely dry.

This will remove any missed dirt particles or dust from storage. When storing this toy keep it in a cool and dry place.

Discreetly packaged and shipped for your privacy.